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TITLE: May the Force be with Ya'll
AUTHOR: Schmootika (schmootika@yahoo.com)
CHARACTERS: Vader, OFC
CATEGORY: AU
RATING: R and at times NC-17
SUMMARY: A humorous tale of a group of girlfriends on their weekend retreat.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in the Star Wars universe. I make no money from the stories I write.


It was the semi-annual gathering of a group of close girlfriends. They got together to talk about men, watch movies, drink and just relax. Renee was the ringleader, arranging the weekend and making sure everyone would have a good time. She hosted the gathering and opened up her house for the fun.

Renee's home was a small yet spacious residence located in the center of the city. At past gatherings, the girls wandered to the neighborhood restaurants for food and libations, and ended up stumbling back to her house.

As she straightened up a few magazines on the coffee table, the first of her guests arrived.

"Hiya Chickie, ready fer some fun?" Cindy hollered as she let herself in.

Renee ran up and hugged her, "Yeah buddy! I have several things planned for this weekend."

Renee showed her to the first bedroom and left her to unpack and settle in. Cindy wandered back into the kitchen and watched as Renee scurried around trying to get a tray of drinks prepared.

"So, who's going to be here this time?" Cindy asked.

"Oh, you know. The usual suspects, Martha, you, me and Bonnie," Renee said as she busied herself chilling the glasses. "I guess you need a drink, my dear," she said over her shoulder as she pulled out a shaker and a bottle of vodka.

"Oh, cosmos this time?" Cindy's face lit up.

"Yeah, I figured we needed a change from whiskey." Renee began to pour several juices and liquor into the ice-filled shaker.

There was a knock at the door and Cindy hollered, "Come on in here you hussy."

Bonnie grinned as she walked in "Hiya wenches!" she said as she made her way to the kitchen to hug her friends.

As the girls made their way into the living room, the front door opened and Martha waltzed in.

"The party is now here!" she hollered as she threw her bags on the desk by the door.

Martha joined the others in the living room and plopped down on the couch beside Bonnie. Renee came in carrying a tray of glasses and two shakers of drinks.

She filled the glasses and all of them held them up, "A toast. To good friends, good times, cold drinks and hot men!"

They all yelled, "Hell, yeah," and gulped down their drinks.

"So, who are we gonna to talk about this time?" asked Bonnie as she held out her glass.

Martha and Cindy followed suit, holding their glasses out.

As Renee refilled all of their glasses, she replied, "Not sure, anyone who comes up I guess."

They all giggled, knowing which way the conversation was headed.

"Have you found that big, rich stud yet, Renee?" Martha asked as she slurped her drink.

"Not yet. I'm sure I'll find him when I'm not looking," she replied with a smirk.

"Well, it's not like anyone is gonna measure up next to the man of your dreams," Bonnie said, waving her hands in a crude gesture as she settled down on the floor.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Renee asked smugly.

"It's not what," Martha replied, "it's more like who we're talkin' about."

Martha stood and held an imaginary light saber as she made noises and said, "We all know you got the hots for Anakin Skywalker but at least you're not trying to figure out how to get to a "galaxy far, far away"."

Bonnie nearly spilled her drink as she stood up and said, "What makes you think she ain't? I bet she's been combing the internet trying to find a way to get there."

Martha hugged Bonnie and they both broke out in song, humming the theme to Star Wars. Cindy stood up and joined them, much to Renee's chagrin. All three of them laughed hysterically and plopped onto the floor.

Renee shifted uncomfortably and her faced turned a bright crimson as her friends cackled loudly.

"Ya'll ain't right," she hollered.

Thankfully, the discussion turned to what was happening in their lives and with their jobs. As the hours went by, the drinks flowed freely and the laughter grew louder. Bonnie decided to get comfortable and the rest followed, changing into pajamas and nightgowns.

"I guess we're not going bar hopping tonight," Cindy grumbled as she pulled a pillow into the floor and sat cross-legged on it.

"I think tonight we should just hang here. We can always get into trouble tomorrow," Renee said with a wicked grin on her face.

"True and God knows we have no problem finding trouble," Bonnie giggled.

"Trouble is my middle name," Martha said with a leer. "My first is Big."

The room roared with laughter. All of them agreed with Martha. She was trouble indeed, not that that was a bad thing.

As their laughter died down, Renee asked, "So do ya'll wanna watch a movie?"

Renee walked, slightly weaving, over to the television, and began fiddling with the DVD's beside it.

"And what do you want to watch, like we don't know," Cindy smirked.

"I ain't watching Star Wars again just so you can get your fix, missy," Martha hollered, her hands waving in the air.

Renee turned to them with her hands on her hips and her eyes wide, "What a fix? Me? I'm sure I don't know what ya'll are talking about."

"Oh yes you do," they all replied in unison as they grinned.

"But a friend burned me a copy of Episode three. Oh come on ya'll," she whined.

Bonnie got to her feet and took the DVD away from Renee.

"I got something even better," she said. With a twinkle in her eyes as she staggered down the hall to her room.

"What the hell is that about?" Renee asked the others.

They looked at her and shrugged their shoulders. "Not a clue," Cindy said.

"Well, we need more drinks before I check out what the little redneck brought," Renee said as she made her way back to the kitchen with both shakers in hand.

Cindy scooted next to Martha and whispered, "I wonder if she got her that stand-up of Anakin she's been drooling over?"

"Let's hope not, she won't be worth a damn this weekend if that's the case," Martha grinned.

Cindy laughed loudly. "Yeah, and I don't know if we want to hear that shit all night anyway. She'll be patting his ass every time she walks by."

The two girls roared with laughter. Renee came back with two full shakers of drinks and sat down on the floor. She filled their glasses, while they were stifling their laughter.

Renee raised her eyebrow and asked, "What's so damned funny?"

"Oh, nothing," Martha laughed.

"Right," Renee replied suspiciously taking a few sips of her drink.

Bonnie emerged from the back of the house and stood in front of the circle of friends with her hands behind her back, "Ok ya'll, there is a story that goes with this but I wanna see if Miss Jedi can tell me what this is."

She handed Renee a small round device. It had a milky colored flat circle on top and was in a shiny sliver metallic case with strange writing around the base.

Renee studied it closely and asked, "Where did you get this? E-Bay?"

"Naw. And that's the story part. Do you know that it is?" Bonnie asked as she watched Renee turn the device over, Renee's eyes getting wider and wider.

"It looks like a portable holoprojector," Renee stated plainly, as she studied it intently.

"A what?" Cindy and Martha chimed in unison as they moved closer.

"That's a communication device that they used in Star Wars. A hologram appears on this little circle," she said as she pointed to the top, "and you can talk to folks through it."

Renee paused as she looked up at Bonnie, "Now spill the beans woman, where did you get it?"

Bonnie took a deep breath and began to tell her story. "That's the good part. Ya'll know Daddy's got a wheat field on the back half of our property. He came in yesterday morning and was just a cussin and a carrying on. He told me some kids had made another crop circle out in the field. I figured the Johnson boys had been out there drunk again stumbling in the field. Well, my curiosity got the better of me and I wandered out to the field," she paused as she gulped down her drink.

"It wasn't a circle at all. In fact, it was kinda ship shaped. It had a pointed part and seemed to be rounder at the backside. As I walked the shape, I saw something glittering in the sunlight. When I picked it up, I thought it seemed like something that was right up your alley. Daddy doesn't need to know about a bunch of damned aliens landing in his field anyway."

There was silence in the room and every one of the girls had there mouths hanging open.

"Ship shaped? How the hell would you know?" Renee sputtered out.

"Well, it wasn't a damned circle, I can tell ya that. Looked kinda like that one," Bonnie pointed to the toy ship Renee had displayed on her mantle.

"Oh, this is too weird," Martha, said as she stood up.

Renee still held on tightly to the device. She noticed three small dials on the underside.

With a smirk on her face she said, "Well, let's just see if we can get this thing to turn on. I'd love to talk with a few aliens."

"I couldn't get the damned thing to turn on. Maybe it's broken and that's why it was left in the field," Bonnie presumed.

Cindy leaned in close to get a better look and said, "Maybe it was dropped and the person, er alien, will be back for it."

"Right," Renee replied sarcastically, "or maybe it's just a toy. Ya know, Mater Replicas does make some great props"

"Whatever it is, it's yours now," Bonnie said with a smirk.

"Well, I don't know about ya'll, but I'm beat. I'll see you guys in the morning," Martha said as she stood and left the room, staggering slightly.

"See ya. Maybe we'll do some shopping tomorrow," Bonnie hollered back at her.

Martha said, "Sure."

"I think that's a good idea," Cindy told her friends as she stood and stretched.

Renee fiddled with the device but came no closer to turning it on than Bonnie did. Even though she knew better, she wanted to see if it was a real holoprojector. And most of all, she wanted to talk with someone in that elusive galaxy far, far away.

Bonnie stood up and threw the pillows on the couch, "I think we need to get some rest. Come on girl, that gadget will still be here in the mornin'." She held out her hand and Renee looked away from the device and grabbed her hand.

"I guess you're right. Good night ya'll," she hollered, her words echoing through the house.

"Good night John Boy," she heard from the back of the house.

"May the Force be with ya'll," Bonnie replied as she heard giggles from the back bedrooms.

Renee went into her room and plopped down on the bed. Her head was swimming with thoughts of aliens and ships. She sighed and laid the device on her dresser as she stroked her cat, who was blissfully sleeping in the middle of the bed.

"Well, Nikolas, this was an interesting start to the weekend," she sighed as Nikolas purred loudly.

Renee crawled under the covers and quickly passed out. Dreams of blue eyes, Sith Lords and Jedis ran through her mind. She awoke with a start as she heard a loud chirp in her room. When she opened her eyes, she saw her cat pawing at the device on her dresser. Nikolas slapped at the side of it and jumped back when a small figure appeared on top.

"Lord Vader, come in," the figure requested. "Lord Vader, do you copy?"

`Lord Vader? I must be dreaming,' she thought.

Renee moved to the end of the bed and squinted as she tried to focus on the holoprojector. The figure appeared to be a clone trooper.

She rubbed her eyes and mumbled, "This can't be."

The figure called out once more, "Lord Vader, do you copy?" The trooper looked over his shoulder and said, "He does not answer," and with that, the figure disappeared.

Renee was in a state of shock and not entirely sure if she was dreaming or the drinks were still affecting her.

Bonnie came in yawning, arms in the air stretching and asked, "What was that noise?"

"The holoprojector went off. Some dude wanted to talk to Lord Vader," Renee answered, still sitting bolt upright in her bed with her mouth hanging open.

Laughing, Bonnie said, "Right. And I'm the fuckin' Easter bunny."

"No seriously. The damn thing started chirping and Nikolas swatted it and I swear a clone trooper appeared," Renee said, the words spilling out of her mouth.

Bonnie's eyes went wide "No shit? So the damn thang ain't broken. What did ya tell him?"

"It seemed like he didn't see me." Renee replied as she slid off the bed and retrieved the projector.

Renee's head was a buzz with ideas. If the trooper was looking for Vader, could he be here? Was the indentation Bonnie saw in the field his ship? Is it the man in black or before he went to Mustafar?

`That's just wishful thinking. Get a grip girl,' Renee smirked to herself and breathed deeply, trying to collect her thoughts.

She glanced over to Bonnie, "You recorded that in here didn't you Bonnie?" she asked suspiciously, turning the projector over studying it for the hundredth time.

"What? Like I've got sense enough to do that. I couldn't even turn the damn thang on," Bonnie replied snottily.

"Maybe it's a prerecorded message. I wonder where this thing really came from," Renee asked, not really looking for an answer from her friend. "Go back to bed. I'll see ya in the morning."

Yawning, Bonnie said, "Sure. See ya," as she stumbled back down the hallway to her bedroom.

Looking at the projector, Renee thought, `It's got to be a trick. This damn thing can't possibly reach to the Star Wars' galaxy. Oh damnit girl, stop thinkin' like it's a real place anyway. Some redneck couldn't figure out how to work this thing and dropped it as he stumbled through that field. Yeah that's it. It's just a fuckin' toy.'

She sat the device on her dresser, snorted at herself and crawled back into bed letting sleep take hold of her once again.

Cindy was the first one to wake up the next morning and she shuffled into the kitchen to start some coffee.

Shortly after, Martha wandered in, sniffing and grumbled, "I smell coffee."

Cindy replied between yawns, "Yeah. I figured we needed a kick in the ass to get us started this morning."

The two of them sat at the kitchen table sipping coffee, smoking and discussing last evening's conversations.

"Did you see the look on her face when Bonnie handed her that thing?" Cindy asked.

Martha looked up from her coffee and replied, "Yeah, you would've thought someone punched her in the gut. I hope she's not on a tear about that damned thing today."

Martha stretched and yawned as she stood up to fill her coffee cup. Cindy sat back and noticed Nikolas sitting patiently beside her. As she reached down to scratch him, he purred and did figure eights around her chair.

Martha plopped back down in her chair and they started making plans for a shopping trip and a relaxing day of pampering at the salon. Just as the talk turned to which mall they wanted to go to, Bonnie came into the kitchen. She did not speak to the other two nor even acknowledge they were in the kitchen with her.

Opening the cabinet looking for another coffee mug, she finally spoke as she filled her mug, "Morning."

"Aren't we a fuckin' ray of sunshine this morning?" Cindy asked in her brightest most bubbly voice.

"Kiss my ass!" Bonnie spat out as she sat down at the table and grabbed her smokes.

"Stayed up a bit too late last night or had too much vodka?" Cindy asked.

Bonnie sighed as she held her head "Both. And too much weirdness."

"Weirdness? Did someone come to visit you last night?" Martha asked with a big grin on her face.

"Naw, but it seems the gadget went off last night and someone talked to Renee," she replied as she sucked down the last of her coffee and lit another cigarette. "She thinks it was a clone trooper. I don't know cuz I didn't see it. Maybe it was the vodka talking to her," Bonnie smirked.

Martha sighed loudly, "Well shit. I was hoping we wouldn't have to listen to that crap today."

Bonnie shrugged her shoulders and stood up to retrieve another cup of coffee when she heard a chirping coming from Renee's room. They all looked at each other and rose to meet at the threshold of Renee's bedroom.

"Let's get that damned thing before she wakes up," Cindy whispered as the others nodded their heads.

As the three of them crept into Renee's room, Nikolas shot past them and hopped up onto the dresser. Bonnie looked over at Renee, who was still blissfully passed out, loudly snoring. Nikolas cooed as he reached out a paw to smack the device but Cindy grabbed it before he could get his paws on it. She ran out of the bedroom like greased lightning and into the living room as a small person appeared in the center of the device.

"Where is Lord Vader?" The trooper asked sounding quite agitated.

The other girls had quickly joined her and gasped in shock as they stared at the small figure.

Cindy's mouth fell open as she stammered, "Whh…who?"

"Who are you? This is a secure channel," the trooper questioned.

Cindy dropped the device and the trooper disappeared. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit," she murmured over and over.

Bonnie knelt down and picked up the device.

"That was no random recording, he actually saw you," she said in a shocked whisper, her eyes wide with panic.

She studied the device for a moment before turning to her friends.

Martha said, "I think we should get rid of that damned thing. We don't want no crazies coming to find us."

Bonnie held the device close to her chest as she giggled nervously, "They'll find Renee, not us. But I understand where you're comin' from. Maybe…," her voice trailed off as she turned to see Renee standing behind her.

"What?" Renee asked as she yawned.

Martha quickly moved in front of Bonnie and put her hands on Renee's shoulders, "Oh, nothing, sugar. You want some coffee?"

Renee sighed and rubbed her eyes as she said, "Coffee would be lovely."

Martha led her back to the kitchen as the other girls followed. Bonnie lingered behind and stashed the device between the cushions of the couch. The girls wandered into the kitchen as Cindy offered to cook breakfast and they all sat around waiting on her culinary delights.

As they all munched on breakfast, Nikolas scrambled around the corner, mewing loudly and headed straight for the living room. Cindy and Bonnie looked at each other with eyes wide as Martha stood up, took their empty plates and started clanging in the kitchen sink.

"Wonder what's crawled up his ass?" Renee asked as she lit up a smoke and grabbed her coffee mug.

"I don't know, but I'll, uh, make sure he ain't knockin' nuthin' over," Bonnie replied as she quickly stood up and scurried to the living room.

Cindy looked at Renee and said, "You know what? I think a hot shower would clear out the cobwebs."

Cindy smiled and walked slowly out of the room.

Renee took one more drag off her smoke and said, "That sounds like a plan," and left the kitchen heading toward the other bathroom.

Martha listened for the noise of running water before she dropped the dishes and rapidly joined Bonnie in the living room.

In a low voice she asked, "What's the deal?"

Bonnie whispered her reply, "That damned thing is going off again," as she pointed to Nikolas.

They both looked at Nikolas sitting on the couch reaching his paw between the cushions. Bonnie picked him up and plopped him on the floor, then lifted the cushions to look, almost panic stricken, at the chirping device.

"Are you gonna pick it up?" Martha asked, her eyes as wide as saucers.

"Shit, I'm scared to," Bonnie replied as she stared at it.

"Hell girl, I'll do it," Martha said as she leaned forward and picked up the device.

A trooper once again appeared on the small round platform and, rather haughtily, asked, "Where is Lord Vader?"

"He ain't here, buddy," Martha snorted out as she squinted her eyes. "If he was here, he would be occupied, I assure you."

The trooper cocked his head and said, "Excuse me?"

Bonnie chuckled at the trooper's response and she could tell that Martha was fixin' to let him have it.

"Ain't no excuse for you pestering us, dickhead," she said as placed her hand on her hip, her head starting to swivel side to side, "You need to quit callin' here. If we find this Vader, we'll tell him to call ya. You understand me?"

"We need to reach him immediately," the trooper replied with a tone of urgency in his voice.

"I don't give a shit what you need, buddy. When and if he shows up, I'll tell him to holler back," she spit out as she crinkled her nose and dropped the device back on the couch.

"Whoa, that was, strange," Bonnie said as she replaced the cushion and plopped down on the couch. "What are we gonna tell Renee?" she asked as Martha joined her.

"Not a damned thang," Martha replied with a sigh.

***

The rest of the weekend went on without a hitch. The girls made their pilgrimage to the salon Saturday and were pampered and primped. Hair was colored, rolled, fluffed and styled. Nails and toes were buffed, trimmed and painted. They all left the salon looking and feeling better and were ready for a night of fun and frivolity.

Saturday night was a night on the town and the girls really tore up the neighborhood. Dancing, drinking and flirting. In all they closed down three bars and stumbled back to Renee's home arm in arm, completely sauced and stumbling as they went.

Sunday morning came too early for all of them. Bonnie woke first around 11:30 am and started the coffee. She sat the kitchen table and held her head as she sighed.

"I hope I had fun last night," she murmured to herself.

She lit a smoke and walked over to the coffee pot to fill her mug. The evening was a bit of a blur but she did remember a group of cute guys flirting with her. Bonnie smiled and giggled as she ran her hands through her hair. Those guys did not know what they were in for when they came up against her.

As her mind wandered into the fog of last night, Cindy walked into the kitchen and plopped down beside her.

"Coffee?" Cindy grumbled.

"Yeah, want some?" Bonnie asked as she sat another mug on the counter.

"Humpf," Cindy snorted as she brushed past Bonnie and filled her mug.

"The beer or the shooters?" Bonnie asked with a smirk on her face.

Cindy rolled her eyes and grunted, "Shooters," as she sank down in the chair beside Bonnie.

The two girls did not say a word as they sat next to each other drinking their coffee.

After the second cup, Cindy finally asked, "Why did you let me drink all those shooters?"

"Like I could've stopped you," Bonnie replied as she lit another smoke and took a deep breath, "Honey, you were ten feet tall and bulletproof last night."

Giggling, Cindy asked, "I did keep my clothes on, didn't I?"

"For the most part," Bonnie shot back, "but you did disappear with some dude for a while."

"Oh yeah, Randy," Cindy sighed, "he was a cutie and quite a good kisser."

"I'm surprised you remember his name," Bonnie replied as she sipped her coffee.

Cindy cut her a look and rose from the table to get more coffee. As she was fixing a fresh pot, Martha stumbled into the kitchen. Renee followed her shortly and went straight to the fridge to down a bottle of water.

"Mornin'," Martha told her friends as she rubbed her eyes and waited on the coffee to perk.

Renee turned to the table and said, "That was a little too much fun last night."

They all roared with laughter, although Cindy had to hold her head as her hangover pounded.

As the afternoon wore on, the girls started to pack up their clothes and got ready for the trip home. Martha and Cindy had to work Monday so they were the first ones to leave.

Cindy hugged everyone and said, "We will have to do this again real soon. I love ya'll!"

Martha did the same hugging and kissing everyone.

"Maybe we can find a few more cute young thangs next time," she replied with a wink and a wicked grin.

Bonnie hugged both of them back as she said, "I love ya'll more than my luggage."

Once they left, Bonnie and Renee settled down on the front porch with a bottle of Gentleman Jack.

"Hair of the dog. Best cure for a hangover," Renee said as she swigged a big drink out of the bottle.

She handed it to Bonnie who did the same.

"Yep, that's some good shit," Bonnie hissed as she sat the bottle down.

"I'll bet ya five dollars that Cindy calls in sick tomorrow," Renee laughed.

Bonnie chuckled, "That's one bet I won't take."

They sat on the porch and watched the pink and purple colors of the sunset start to paint the sky. Several neighbors walked by and waved at the girls as they swung on the porch. As twilight was dawning, they heard a loud noise from behind the house, but by that time, they were well into the bottle of whiskey and didn't pay much attention to it.

Renee got up and went into the house to retrieve two more Cokes as Bonnie sat on the swing. Bonnie swung blissfully on the porch, swirling the brown liquid in the bottle. She noticed a cloaked figure walking toward the porch and became quite alarmed.

"Can I help you?" she asked as the figure drew near.

The stranger walked up the steps and raised his head to look at Bonnie, "I think you have something of mine."

Bonnie's breath caught in her throat as she looked into the eyes of this man.

"What the fuck?" Bonnie spat out as she almost dropped the bottle of whiskey.

"Excuse me?" The stranger asked.

Bonnie, for once in her life, was speechless. This man was the spitting image of Anakin Skywalker. He had the Jedi garb, dark cloak, and the piercing blue eyes. Her mouth hung open as she stopped swinging. She was not sure what to say.

The front door opened and Renee strolled out with two Cokes in her hand. The man turned to her and she gasped and promptly dropped the drinks. Her eyes went wide as she gazed at him.

"Where is the projector?" he hissed as he moved closer to Renee.

"I., uh, don't know," Renee stammered, her heart pounding fiercely.

Bonnie stood and walked toward him.

"Are you Vader?" she asked with a sheepish grin on her face.

He turned to Bonnie and replied, "I am Lord Vader. Where is my projector?"

He stood between the two girls and seemed to be quite agitated.

Renee gasped as realization came over her. He was here. The REAL Vader. Before the suit. Hot damn! She was glad she didn't know where that damned device was hidden. Her friends had hidden it but at this moment she really didn't care.

As she moved closer to him, Renee said, "If we know where it is, what are you willing to do to get it back?"

Bonnie giggled at Renee's response. She knew her friend was setting him up for some fun. Hearing her giggle, he turned to Bonnie with his arm outstretched.

"You will tell me where it is," Vader said as he started to Force choke her.

Bonnie gagged and sputtered, dropping to her knees as Renee flew forward and grabbed his arm.

"Stop it! We'll give you what you want but first you must do something for us," Renee pleaded as she kneaded the muscles of his arm.

She could not help a sigh escaping her lips as she stood next to him.

Vader turned to her, his eyes cold and icy, and released Bonnie as he said through gritted teeth, "You do not give me commands, woman."

"No, Lord Vader. I would never do that," Renee said as she bowed, lowering her hands, "I just want to show you the appreciation you deserve."

Renee let a lustful grin come over her face. Bonnie was coughing and rubbing her neck as she looked up at Renee, wondering what her friend was up to.

He raised an eyebrow as he looked at Renee and she looked up to see his eyes soften.

"Very well," Vader said as he moved closer to her.

Renee felt her knees start to buckle as she stood up straight to face the object of her obsession.

`If this is a dream, please don't let me wake up,' she thought.

"Let's go inside. We don't wanna cause a scene," she said as she grabbed his hand and let him into the house.

Bonnie followed them, making sure to take the whiskey and pick up the Cokes.

Vader lowered his hood and Renee held out her hands as she said, "Let me take that for you."

Renee stepped behind him and removed his cloak, making sure to rub her hands across his broad shoulders as he let the cloak slip from his body. She raised her hand and waved toward the couch as she hung his cloak on the rack by the door.

As he settled down on the couch, Renee and Bonnie sat down on either side of him and Bonnie asked, "Want some?" as she held out the bottle to him.

He looked at her cautiously as he grabbed the bottle. Vader sniffed it before he threw his head back and took a big swig of the Tennessee Whiskey. His eyes opened wide as he swallowed the potent liquid and he sputtered slightly as he shook his head.

"Good shit, ain't it?" Bonnie asked as she patted him on the back.

Renee laughed as she took the bottle from him and gulped down a shot.

"Ahh," Renee sighed as she grinned at Vader, "it'll put hair on your chest."

Bonnie fell out laughing and Vader just looked at the girls with a confused look on his face.

As they continued to drink, Vader slowly began to loosen up. The girls did not take big drinks; in fact, Renee only pretended to be drinking. By the time he emptied the bottle, he was quite sauced and had completely relaxed.

The conversation turned to a different level when Bonnie asked if she could see his lightsaber. He looked at her with a bit of a scowl on his face.

She laughed and said, "Not the one on your belt, sweetie."

Vader raised his eyebrows and chuckled as he replied, "So that's what both of you are trying to do."

"Do you have any objections to us playing with you, darlin'? I mean, it's not every fuckin' day we get to see a real Sith Lord," Renee responded in her best southern drawl.

She moved closer to put her arm around him as she made small circles on his chest with the other.

Bonnie put her head on his shoulder and nuzzled against his neck, "If you play with us, we'll do what ever you ask, my Lord."

Renee stroked his face as she said in her best low, husky drawl, "We just wouldn't be good hosts if we didn't cater to your every need, sugar. We have a thang here called Southern Hospitality and we just have to make sure you have an enjoyable time."

Bonnie giggled and gave Renee a wink as they both wrapped one leg over each of his legs and snuggled against his chest. Vader's head was swimming from the whiskey and the attention of the two willing Southern Belles.

Renee sat up and looked from Vader to Bonnie, and grinning, said, "I think we should retire to a more comfortable room."

Vader's eyes glazed over as Bonnie reached down and gave the front of his pants a light squeeze.

"I think that would just be loverly," Bonnie said as she stood up.

The girls held out their hands to him and he smiled widely as he firmly grasped them. They heaved him to his feet and he fell against Renee as he tried to get his wobbly legs under control.

"What was that stuff," he asked as he held onto Renee.

Renee and Bonnie giggled as they replied in unison, "Gentleman Jack, if you please."

Vader shook his head as his vision started to clear up. Renee held onto him and took the opportunity to feel his firm backside. This man was built like a brick shithouse. He was firm, tall, and ever so handsome. He was all she could've hoped for and more. As he looked down on her, he wrapped his arms around her and she leaned up to taste his full lips. The kiss was tentative at first, then she became more demanding and he didn't back down.

Bonnie tapped her foot and cleared her throat trying to get their attention. Renee was lost in his searing kiss and waved her hand trying to shoo Bonnie away. Vader wrapped his hands in her hair and pressed his body close to hers. Her head swimming with overwhelming lust and excitement, Renee ground her hips against his.

Renee broke their kiss and in a voice thick with passion said, "Don't leave my friend out."

Bonnie's eyes twinkled as Vader released Renee and turned to her. He smiled and bit his lower lip as he moved to place his hands on either side of her face. Leaning down, he slowly, sensually kissed her. Bonnie began to swoon as she met his kiss with fervor.

As Renee started to walk past them, Vader held his hand out to stop her.

He stood back from Bonnie and said, "I think we have some hospitality to enjoy."

Renee and Bonnie both smiled widely as they took his hands and led him to the bedroom.

Giddy with delight and anticipation, the girls led the willing, and quite inebriated, Sith Lord down the hallway.

Bonnie stopped in front of the bedroom door, and with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, said, "I'll be right back, we need something."

Renee raised an eyebrow and snickered as she shrugged her shoulders and turned her attention back to Vader.

She slinked up to close to him and threw her arms around his neck as she placed a kiss on his lips. With a happy sigh, he embraced her and pulled her closer, deepening their kiss. Renee felt herself melting against him as she ran her hands over his toned, muscular body. A sigh escaped her lips as she thought of the fact that she was in the arms of Vader, the man of her dreams and this was going to be one hell of a night.

She broke their kiss and a wicked grin came over her face as erotic scenarios played out in her mind. Pressing roughly against Vader, her hands roamed up to thread through his long silky hair as she pulled his face down to hers. His kisses made her blood boil and she pushed against him as she backed him into the bedroom.

Vader landed against the bed and held on to Renee as he fell onto his back.

"Ya'll ain't starting without me, are ya?" Bonnie said as she waltzed into the bedroom.

She had a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a can of whipped cream in the other.

Renee rolled off Vader and they both sat up to look at Bonnie.

Renee grinned widely and said, "I have an idea fer one of those things."

Bonnie smiled and sat both items on the dresser as she joined them on the bed.

"I think we're a bit overdressed," Bonnie said as she moved behind Vader and ran her hands through his hair.

He moaned as she harshly pulled his head back and kissed his neck. As Renee moved to stand in front of him and reached down to unfasten his belt, Bonnie lifted his leather tabards off him. Renee knelt in front of him to relieve him of his boots as Bonnie pulled off his tunic. When Renee stood back up, her breath caught in her throat at the sight of this gorgeous creature almost bared before her.

Vader was one fine male specimen. His rippled chest and taught stomach along with his muscular arms made her wet as a springtime rain. Bonnie ran her hands over his well-toned shoulders and down his chest as she pressed against his back. Renee was mesmerized as she watched her friend tweak his hardened nipples.

Licking her lips in anticipation, Renee said, "I think it's our turn."

With that, Bonnie rose to stand beside Renee and both girls started a slow, sensual striptease. Vader's blue eyes widened and started to change to a lustful dark hue as they turned to press their backs together and squirmed and gyrate against each other. Bonnie moved away first and slowly pulled her t-shirt over her head to reveal her small firm breasts. She moved closer to Vader and rolled her hips at him as she locked her eyes on him. She stood just out of his reach, teasing and smiling.

Vader held his hands out and tried to wave her toward him, but Bonnie just smiled and moved back to her friend.

Renee moved close to Bonnie and whispered, "I think we've got him right where we want him."

Bonnie whispered back, "Not exactly. I want him right here," she grabbed her crotch and ground against her hand.

Vader moved to stand but Bonnie blocked him and pushed him back down on the bed.

"Not yet, big feller. Your time will come. Enjoy the show."

Vader sighed as his hand went to his straining member still sheathed in his pants.

Renee turned to the dresser and hit the play button on the CD before she turned her attention back to Vader. As the music started up, Renee began to move and sway as she turned her back to him. Bonnie tried to match the movements of her friend as she danced in front of Vader. He strained to see both girls and Bonnie backed up so he could get a better look at her friend. Renee was one hell of a dancer; maybe all those years of hanging out with her exotic dancer friends had done her a bunch of good. With a wink, Renee pulled her t-shirt over her head and held it in front of her ample breasts as she turned around and slinked toward Vader.

He reached out for her and Renee let him take the shirt from her hands, revealing her bare chest and stomach. Bonnie had stopped dancing and grabbed the bottle of whiskey to down a few shots before returning to join them. Renee moved away, still churning her hips in time to the music. She didn't want him to touch her just yet.

The song changed to a slow blues song and Renee never missed a beat. Bonnie was tired of waiting and she bounced over to Vader and plopped down in his lap. She handed him the bottle and he took a long swig of the dark liquid as he held onto her hip with his other hand.

Renee was lost in her own world as Bonnie began to wiggle her hips against his hardness. Vader handed her back the bottle and roughly grabbed two hands full of breasts. Bonnie sighed as he moved his mouth to lick and suckle one of the hardened peaks. Renee danced around the bed and came up behind Vader and pressed her bare breasts against his warm flesh. Vader moaned as he experienced the pleasure of being the meat in a southern sandwich.

Renee gyrated against him as Bonnie held his head firmly against her chest. Renee nipped and sucked along his broad shoulders and then an idea hit her.

"Hey, I wanna try something," she said in a husky voice.

Bonnie looked up and said, "'k, mmmm, hold on."

Threading her hands in his hair, Bonnie pulled his head back and planted a kiss on his full lips.

Renee scooted back and Bonnie released Vader as he fell back against the bed. The girls smiled and bit their lower lips and they saw the large tent in his pants.

"Think we can handle that?" Bonnie asked, sarcasm dripping off her words.

"Hell yeah. We might have to work on it all night though," Renee replied as she moved to the end of the bed to grab the whiskey.

She sat up next to Bonnie, who was still sitting on Vader's thighs, and whispered, "Let's get those pants off him so we can show him a few thangs."

Bonnie giggled and looked down to see Vader watching them with curiosity. Bonnie moved down his legs as she grabbed the waist of his pants and dragged them with her. Renee gasped as his hard member was freed. Bonnie joined her as they looked at the naked Sith Lord laid before them.

"Damnit! That sure is a pretty sight," Bonnie moaned as Renee nodded her head.

"I really don't think pretty is the word I'd use," Renee replied as she licked her lips.

Renee wriggled out of her shorts and moved next to Vader as she said, "Want a Vader shooter, darling?"

Bonnie laughed as she threw her shorts off and crawled up to Vader's other side.

"That sounds damn tasty," Bonnie replied as she licked her lips.

Renee opened the bottle and looked into Vader's eyes, "Don't move sweetie, this may tickle a bit."

Vader squirmed a bit and tried to sit up on his elbows to get a better view, but Renee put her hand on his chest, stopping him.

"No sugar. We need you to lie flat. Don't worry, we would never hurt you, unless you wanted us to," Renee replied with a wide grin on her face.

Bonnie laughed loudly and raised her hips up as she smacked herself on the ass.

"You never know, he might like that shit," Bonnie smirked as she met Vader's eyes.

"Do I have a say in this matter?" Vader asked, his eyebrow cocked and a large smile on his face.

"Not really. We might be open to suggestions later," Renee replied as she positioned herself at Vader's hips and poured the whiskey onto his taught stomach, letting it run down into his navel.

Bonnie squealed and moved right in to slurp the liquid. Vader moaned as Bonnie ran her tongue over the path the whiskey took and sucked all the liquid up. Her eyes tightly shut, low sighs escaped her lips as she savored each inch of flesh.

As Bonnie sat up, wiping her mouth, licking her lips, she said, "Damn that was good. You want one?"

"That's a stupid assed question. Of course I do," Renee smirked as she handed Bonnie the bottle.

Bonnie poured her a shot and Renee eagerly lapped up the whiskey. The twanginess of the whiskey mixed with the taste of Vader and made Renee moan as she lapped at his stomach. She could not help moving lower to lick the trail of whiskey that flowed to his patch of curls between his legs. Vader's hips rose as Renee's hot breath and agile tongue snaked around the base of his member.

"Hold on," Bonnie hollered as she moved down to get her share.

Bonnie drizzled the whiskey over his hardened flesh before she snaked out her tongue to lick the tip. Renee gave a muffled chuckle as she moved her lips up to wrap on one side of him. Bonnie moved to the other side and they both had their lips wrapped around his member as Vader began to moan and thrust his hips toward them.

The girls moved in unison as they licked and sucked the Sith Lord's whiskey seasoned hardness. Bonnie moved to the head, took it into her mouth as Renee moved to his base, licking and nibbling the musky scented flesh. Renee often kidded Bonnie that she had no gag reflex and seeing her friend take all of his enormous member in her mouth just proved her statements to be true.

Vader moaned loudly as the girls worked their magic on him. He reached down, ran his hands in both their hair, and sharply tugged at them as his thrusts became more frenzied. Bonnie slowed her pace and Renee moved back up to lick his stomach as he groaned with frustration. Bonnie let him flop out her mouth and looked at Renee, who was moving to capture his lips in a blistering kiss.

"You want the first ride?" Bonnie asked as she crept up his body, leaving wet kisses as she went.

She joined her friend and they both kissed him. With all three tongues intertwining and caressing, muffled moans were all that could be heard.

Renee broke away from their lustful kiss and in a low smoky voice said, "It would be my pleasure."

Wiggling down Vader's body, Renee came to rest with her legs on either side of his hips. She licked her lips as she looked down on him and saw his rock hard member twitching between her thighs. Bonnie giggled and threw a leg over his chest as she placed her hands on his shoulders. Vader gazed into Bonnie's eyes and grabbed her hips to move her closer to his hungry mouth.

As he slid her up, Bonnie felt invisible hands lifting her body until she was straddling his face. His blue eyes sparkled as he raised his head to lick her soft folds. Bonnie moaned and sighed as he nibbled and slurped. Vader's eyes flew open and he groaned against Bonnie as Renee slid herself down on him. Renee gasped as she slowly impaled herself on his enormous member. Bonnie writhed against Vader as he sought out her sweet spot with his nimble fingers and agile tongue.

The sounds of groans, moans and wet slurping filled the room as the two girls rode Vader for all he was worth. Bonnie threw her head back and growled as she came hard. She heard Renee grunt and felt her friend's sweat soaked hair lash at her back as Renee climaxed. They were soon followed by Vader as he arched his head back, thrust deep into Renee and cried out.

Collapsing in a sweaty pile, they tried to catch their breath. Bonnie curled up against Vader on his right side and placed her head on his chest.

"Damn, that was fun!" Bonnie sighed as she kissed and tongued his nipples.

Renee settled against him on the left and said as she panted, "Yep. Save a horse, ride a Sith Lord."

Renee smacked Vader on his thigh and the girls giggled and both squirmed up Vader's slick body to kiss him. Renee inhaled deeply and smelt a combination of Vader's musky scent, her own and that of her friend's. She smiled contently and rested her head on his shoulder.

Bonnie fell asleep first, curled up against Vader's arm. Renee felt Vader relax and heard a slight snore, although she could not tell which one it came from. She sighed as she stood up and looked at the naked Sith Lord with her friend curled up in her bed. It was a very nice sight, but it still didn't seem real.

Renee walked into the bathroom to freshen up and grab a robe. She then wandered into the kitchen to get some water. All that whiskey can really dry a girl out and she didn't want to wake up later with a hangover. As she turned to retrieve the pitcher of ice water from the fridge, she damn near dropped it as she closed the door and saw Vader standing in front of her, smiling.

"Damnit! You scared the shit outta me," Renee growled as she held her chest, Vader's quick reflexes grabbing the pitcher.

"Sorry. I did not mean to frighten you," Vader said as he moved closer to Renee.

Looking him over, she was quite pleased that he was still naked.

"That's ok sweetie," she purred and she let a finger stroke down his board chest.

"You want some?" asked Renee as went to the cabinet to get a glass.

She grabbed the pitcher from him and filled the glass. As she handed it to Vader, he looked at her suspiciously as he took the glass and sniffed the contents.

Renee laughed, "It's just water."

He gulped down the ice cold water as Renee moved past him to retrieve another glass. Vader sat the glass on the counter and quickly pressed himself against Renee's back, pinning her to the counter.

She asked in a husky voice, "Is there something else I can do for you?"

Vader moaned as he ground himself against her and said in a low, deep voice, "Yes, my lady, there is something," he paused as he lowered the shoulder of her gown and nibbled at her neck, "you may do for me."

His breath was hot on Renee's skin and there was still a hint of whiskey wafting from him as he started to grind against her.

Vader pushed her gown down and ran his hands up her hips to her breasts. Renee moaned as he pinched her hardened nipples and sank his teeth into the spot on her neck that drove her crazy.

"Damn boy," she sighed as one of his hands moved lower to finger her wet folds.

"I am no boy," he grunted as he thrust two fingers inside her.

Moaning against him as he rubbed his hard member against her backside she said, "Yes, sir."

Leaving her wetness, he placed both of his hands on her shoulders and quickly spun her around to face him. He devoured her mouth in a blistering kiss that left her breathless. Renee reached around, grabbed him firmly and tried to angle him to thrust inside her, but he pulled away with a devilish grin on his face.

"Come with me," he grunted as he grabbed her hand and let her down the hallway to the bedroom.

Holding a finger to his lips, he quietly went into the room and came back out with the bottle of whiskey in his hand. Grabbing her hand again, he let her back to the kitchen and lifted her up to sit her on the counter. With a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, he opened the bottle and poured some of the brown liquid onto Renee's chest letting it flow over her naked body.

Placing the bottle on the counter he said, "I wanted a southern shooter."

He leaned over her and licked the whiskey from her chest.

"Oh, hell yeah!" Renee gasped as his mouth went lower, sucking all the twangy whiskey off her body.

Finally, he was between her legs, licking and sucking at her wetness as she squirmed against him.

Rising up from her legs, he licked his lips and said, "Damn, that was good."

Renee looked at him and giggled as he bit his lower lip and moved in close to wrap his hands in her hair.

"There are many southern delights for you to enjoy, sweetie," she whispered to him as she kissed those sweet, full lips.

As their kiss deepened, he pushed himself between her legs and thrust into her wet core. Renee gasped and held on tightly as they started to move in unison. She did not take her eyes off his as she rode the waves of pleasure to their summit. She howled and called out his name as she came, shuttering against him and contracting around him. He gripped her tightly as he exploded inside her, burying his face in her shoulder as he twitched deep inside her. As they caught their breath, Vader pulled away from her and ran his fingers through her hair.

"I think I like this, hospitality," he said with a smirk on his face.

"I bet you do," Renee replied as she kissed him gently. "Let's get back to bed before we're missed," she said as she grabbed his hand and took him back to the bedroom.

Bonnie was snoring loudly and clutching her pillow. Vader slid in bed beside her and she cuddled up next to him with a grunt. Renee giggled as he held out his hand to her and she joined them, snuggling tightly against Vader as they all passed out into a peaceful sleep.

Renee awoke with a start, she wasn't sure if she dreamed what happened last night or if it was real. She rolled over and saw Bonnie still passed out cold and wondered if it was just her imagination. Getting out of bed, she wandered down the hallway to the bathroom and heard sounds of the shower running. A large smile came over her face when it hit her that there just might be a naked Sith Lord in her shower. She bounced into the bathroom and stepped into the shower to find she was right. Vader looked at her and smiled as he held out his hand to her.

"Good Morning," he said as he wrapped his arms around her and kissed her soundly.

"Mornin', good lookin'," Renee replied as she wiggled against his soapy body.

"Your friend sleeps very soundly," he stated as he leaned back to let the water flow across him.

`What a pretty sight. Damn, am I one lucky bitch or what?', Renee thought as she picked up the soap.

"Yeah, she sleeps likes the dead. Especially when there's alcohol involved," she giggled.

When the shower was over, Renee asked, "You hungry, sweetie?"

Vader raised an eyebrow at her as he retrieved his pants and said, "You really should call me by my correct name, sweetie. And yes, I am hungry."

Renee stood up straight as his words washed over her. She did her best bow and replied in an extreme drawl, "Why, yes, my Lord. What doest thou require?"

Vader moved quickly to her and grabbed her harshly by the arms.

"You should not try my patience. Fooling me last night was the only time that will happen," he growled at her as his eyes turned
dark.

"I thought you enjoyed yourself, my Lord. It did seem like you had a good time," Renee replied through clinched teeth.

Vader released her as he gathered up the rest of his clothing. Renee moved to kneel in front of him as she said, humbly, "I only wanted you to stay and have some fun. I did not mean to trick you."

Vader's eyes softened and he stroked her hair as he said, "I have a mission to complete. My master will be angry with me if do not return soon. I will not harm you but I can not stay any longer. And yes, I did have fun."

There was a tone of sadness in his voice as he gathered Renee up in his arms and kissed her gently on the cheek. Bonnie came stumbling out of the bedroom and looked at them through blurry eyes.

"Did I have fun?" she said as she yawned.

Renee and Vader chuckled as they replied in unison, "Yep."

Renee looked at Vader with wide eyes and laughed as she said, "a little bit of the south is rubbing off on you Lord Vader."

He leaned in close to Renee and whispered, "I would like to rub a little more," as his hands roamed over her body.

Renee roared with laughter and kissed him firmly before turning to her friend.

"All right, chickie. Where did you hide the device?" Renee snorted as she walked towards Bonnie.

Bonnie yawned, "The what? Oh yeah, it's under the couch cushion."

Bonnie shuffled off to the bathroom as Renee went to grab the device.

Vader followed Renee into the living room. She lifted the cushion and with much hesitation, handed the device to Vader. He looked at her with a bit of sorrow in his eyes.

Renee turned away, but as she passed him she asked, "You still hungry, sweetie?"

Vader snickered as he replied, "Yes, sweetie."

Renee left him to tend to breakfast and heard a few beeps and clicks from the living room. Once breakfast was ready, the three of them sat down to feast. Bonnie's eyes finally opened all the way after her third cup of coffee.

Renee rose to clear the table and Bonnie said, "I'll handle the dishes."

Bonnie dismissed her with a wave of her hand and Renee did not resist.

Vader took her by the hand and led her to the front door.

"I must go. Thank you for a very interesting stay," he said as he hugged her tightly and kissed her. "You keep this. I have modified it so it will only pick up my signals. And you do not need to hold it to make it work. Just press this button and it will stay on till it is pressed again."

Vader grinned widely as he said, "I may wish to have some more hospitality and I need a way to contact you."

Renee smiled as she held the device. "I will be more than willing to show you every aspect of southern hospitality, sweetie….uh, I mean , my Lord."

"Very well, sweetie," Vader replied as she kissed her again.

Bonnie came into the living room and said, "So you leavin' us darlin'?"

"Yes. It is time for me to go," Vader said with a smile.

Renee looked into those piercing blue eyes once more and said, "May the Force be with you, my Lord."

Vader laughed as he said, "May the Force be with ya'll."

With that, Vader opened the door and left the two girls. Bonnie saw Renee holding the device and said, "All that shit for this damned thang and he didn't even take it with him."

Renee grinned as she replied, "Yeah, he left it for us so we can contact him."

Bonnie raised her eyebrows as she said, "Really? Ain't that cool?"

"Yeah, very cool indeed," Renee said as she smiled and walked
to her bedroom to place the device on her jewelry box.

Bonnie settled down to watch some TV as Renee started fiddling with her computer. Hearing pants and moans coming from the other room, Bonnie went in to investigate. She saw Renee working on a video at the computer but she heard her own voice.

"Whatcha doin'?" Bonnie asked as she pulled up a chair next to Renee.

"Editing video," Renee replied calmly as she hit a few more buttons on the computer. "Wanna see?", she asked as she hit the play button.

Bonnie was stunned to see herself and Renee dancing before Vader.

"Wait a fuckin' minute. When did you have time to do this?" Bonnie asked, slightly stunned.

"Remember when I turned on the music? There was a small camera beside the jam box and I just turned it on as well. I mean, come on, how many times do I get a chance to catch a Sith Lord on video?" Renee replied as she grinned.

"You're not gonna put this on the net, are ya?" Bonnie asked as she licked her lips and watched herself crawling over Vader's lean, toned body.

"Hell no! This is for my personal collection," Renee replied as she remained focused on the screen.

"Can I have a copy?" Bonnie asked as she wiped her mouth.

Renee giggled as she said, "Sure, I'll burn you one."

Renee jumped when she heard the chime of the holoprojector. Bonnie looked at her with wide eyes and asked, "Are you gonna answer that?"

Renee smiled and nodded as she went into the bedroom and closed the door.

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